I found these and they made me laugh, maybe they'll help your day too. :-)
Kids on Love
Love & Marriage:
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." --
Glenn, age 7
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." --
Tom, age 5
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." --
Dave, age 8
Kissing:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." --
Wendy, age 8
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." --
Curt, age 7
Deciding Who To Marry:
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." --
Kirsten, age 10
Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." --
Camille, age 9
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." --
Del, age 6
Good Advice About Love:
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" --
Ricky, age 7
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." --
Erin, age 8
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." --
Erin, age 8
What to Do When a First Date Turns Sour:
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." --
Craig, age 9
Why People In Love Often Hold Hands:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." --
Gavin, age 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." --
John, age 9